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The Horrors Persost Meme from The Horrors Persost Memes About a week ago I broke. I couldn’t stop crying. A solid 2 hours of waterworks followed by another sporadic hour or two. I even left the house in the hope that the fear of public ridicule would dry mine eyes. I was wrong, and instead was the middle aged woman sitting in a bougie London coffee shop wearing dark glasses and crying over her £4 cappuccino and artisanal pistachio croissant. Now I’m no stranger to a good drizz, when I ended my marriage, age 30, I cried for 2 weeks. I was staying alone and subsisted on beer, Quality Street Chocolates and fruit juice. For every beer and glass of orange juice in and an inordinate amount of salt water and snivel came out. My sister’s very helpful advice - don’t forget to change rooms from time to time to create a new crying environment (this actually proved to be quite useful advice as crying naked in the bathtub has a slightly different feel than ugly crying in the kitchen.) At the

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